Midnight movie review… HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN.
Thanks to a wrong number I got woken up…
So I’ll review the movie I just watched. HOBO, WITH A SHOTGUN.
This is the most ridiculous, gory,Underacted, overacted, plothole filled,endless ammo, violent….. I could go on and on… movie made to fit into 1 hour 26 minutes ever.
Some scenes include a school bus getting torched, a trio of bat wielding topless girls having a good time using a guy strung up by his ankles as a piñata, and a guy ejaculating after getting electrocuted(but not killed) by a toaster he kicked with an ice skate.
Rutger Hauer looks about 74, it has about 45% of the cast from The trailer park boys in it, it’s Canadian, every 80’s gore movie cliche is in it, and out of the fucking blue there’s a couple of things in full suits of armor fighting something with tentacles in a castle/fortress.
I don’t know how drunk/high they were when they wrote this thing, or what they had on Rutger to make him star in it. In closing this was the biggest piece of shit movie I have ever had the pleasure to watch, and it was filmed in Technicolor!
This is going to be a cult classic for sure.
Defiantly A must see.
Nice storm here in Charlotte. This is after the quarter size we got earlier
Snagged the netbook off craigslist for $125. The windows 7 starter did not last long on it. This thing looks like it was never used. I need to get more ram in it, however. One gig simply will not do.
